I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.
A Lewd Nude in Bermuda
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, small-brain. The joke is just a classic naughty rhyming poem—a limerick. The narrator outsmarts a naked chick in Bermuda and ends up getting laid. It's basic wordplay for people who think rhyming 'shrewder' and 'screwed her' is peak comedy. Go read a book.
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