Revelation jokes
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Wait, that's me.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))