People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
a man walks into a bar he see's a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer, he gets on his hands and knees and prays to god out loud, the bar tender says, why are you praying? He says, because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand.
If they was a zombie apocalypse Girls would make a forehead apocalypse since it is so big
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
