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School shooting

Anonymous · 7 years ago
  • An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."

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    Willy b · 10 months ago
  • A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."
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