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Brain

Willy b · 1 year ago
    • A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."
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    • Dog

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
    • A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.
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    • Insult

    what’s dudeese · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.
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    • Insult

    Vasya2003 · 6 months ago

    • Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

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