Retail jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Memes
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.