Retail jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Memes
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.