Retail jokes
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Kobi shops at Aldi.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.