Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Michael Jackson's Shopping Spree
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the one who wrote this, so you should know this already, but here we go. Michael Jackson, the dude known for his music and dancing, had an obsession with young boys. In this joke, the punchline plays on the phrase "half off," which can mean a sale or a disturbing obsession with young boys. It's like, "Hey, he heard boys' pants were half off!" Get it? It's a bit of a dark take on a sensitive topic.
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Anonymous
you cant do that man!
neil the peepee poppa
bro i laughed so hard i farted in public
sharter
LMAO THIS MADE MY DAY
Anonymous
Ew stinky
Autism
Well Abdel's a bitch, he's a big fat bitch he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch he's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday, he's a bitch On Tuesday, he's a bitch On Wednesday to Saturday, he's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different he's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!
Have you ever met my friend Abdel? he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) he's a mean ol' bitch and he has stupid hair he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch he's a stupid bitch! (Woah!) Abdel's a bitch And he's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
Talk to kids around the world And it might go a little bit something like this:
[Bridge] 凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦 La mère de Abdel est une pute C'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was Abdel ni mbwa mkubwa Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii
Have you ever met my friend Abdel? he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (La-la-la-la-la-la) he's a mean ol' bitch and he has stupid hair he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Oh)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch he's a stupid bitch! Abdel's a bitch And he's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Abdel, he's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Abdel Yeah, cha By sockie