So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest...um i hate you...?
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What is a good night sleep tight I have for
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
I love going to sleep at night
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
