Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What is a good night sleep tight I have for
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
why take a nap on the toilet because it's a rest-room
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
let it go, LET IT GO! Blablablabla whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blablablabla my mom never bothered me anyway
I'm bored 😴 so thats why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted ur time
I love going to sleep at night
The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂
sleep and death are alike it just with death you don't wake up
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
