What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
9/11 called for help what did that get nothing
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
on this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "no jokes found". Wth.
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
