In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”
Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
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If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
