Response Jokes

What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.

Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not

Knock knock

Who's there

Mail man

Mailman who

Bitch do u want ur mail

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency

9/11 called for help what did that get nothing

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat

I told her do a wheelie

When someone says "did i ask?" say "Then why did you respond."

hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do

on this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "no jokes found". Wth.

tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.