Response Jokes

When someone says "did i ask?" say "Then why did you respond."

Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!

I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."

When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.

I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak

why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn

so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''

What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.

Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."

this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

PLS WRITE UR COMMENT

BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?

I don’t have a mama.

if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!

When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.

It took Jesus 3 days to respond

Worst lag ever

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"