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Heroin Monkey

The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".

freddyfatbear

MOM CALLS MY NAME

A man with a wide open mouth and exaggerated facial expression. The text above reads: *mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"

Advice

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A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

God

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".

Alora💕

Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.

A screenshot of a social media post asking if people support furries. One person responds with "Nope".

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #5

The text on a test reads "Write an example of a risk." Below is the handwritten word "This." with a red check mark.

MEME LORD

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I just found out my brother kitted
himself
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He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I
just stayed up I could have done something. I
feel responsible for this, I don't know why he
would do this. I could have done something
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you snooze you lose
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene of chaos with two men and furniture flying around, with explosions. The text on the image reads: "I think what Isra*I doing is wro..." My home appliances:

DaBaba_G

Like how do I say it?

A slightly blurry, off-white stone with the text "how do I say ok without being rude?" written above it.

Heroin Monkey

A selfie of a dark-skinned man wearing white goggles and a white head covering. He looks annoyed. In the background, several people are scattered around a snowy hill, some on sleds, and one man is kneeling to strap in a snowboard.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

pande

Me and her Lol

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message in a gray bubble says, "Go f**k yourself." The response in a blue bubble says, "F**k me yourself you coward."

✨Jassy✨

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

Anonymous

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

Toast ツ

The image shows a conversation where a user is asking to "dap up". The other user responds with "No?" Then asks "Why are your memes so cursed", which is followed by an image with an angry emoji saying "Fuck you mean no?". The first user is confused and responds, "How did you have a fuckin response to my no"

Gummibääääär

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

How to say “I love you” be like :

The image shows six different cartoon characters and their alternative responses to the phrase "I love you". The first character, a yellow X, says "Thanks". The second character, a blue 4, is laughing nervously. The third character, a green 2, says "Who doesn't?". The fourth character, a gray 8, says "Why?". The fifth character, a black 7, says "YEET". The sixth character, a blue 6, says "A horrible decision, really."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a man sitting in a chair in front of a portrait of another man. The text on the image says, "Me and the guy responsible for my downfall."

Heroin Monkey

A person is standing in front of a bulletin board with the title "Meet the person responsible for your" followed by the words "choices, grades, success, parents, divorce, actions" each in a separate colored frame.

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

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