Response Jokes

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"

Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future

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It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice

The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago

Then i asked him how many years ago

He replied with ”when were you born?”

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!