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Weight Loss Comeback

Anonymous
5 years ago
  • "You look like you've lost some weight."

    "Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

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  • Explanation

  • Someone compliments a person on losing weight, and the person sarcastically implies the other person gained the weight they lost.

    Categories

    • Weight
    • Pal
    • Fat
    • Insult
    • Compliment
    • Appearance

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