Request jokes
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Talk to me if you're online.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Can I get a HOYA?
Y'all follow me, please.
Give this post the most likes, please?
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"