Request jokes
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
My life.
Kill me, please.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"