Appeal jokes
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
like this if you have ever been abused.
Can I get a HOYA?
Community talk
Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more