Appeal

Appeal Jokes

Rape

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Police

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

Banana

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Toy

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Virgin

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.