Appeal jokes

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!

Please don't kill [me].

The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

When people are ready to die for their country:

Trust the Unionist Party.

Better than Reform.

New protest.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!