Request jokes

like this if you have ever been abused.

What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?

"Can I have a bodybag?"

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

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Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.

Má ég fara heim?

(In an infant-esque voice.)

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

I am curious how many likes this will get.

LIKE IT!!!!!

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

Post your jokes in the comments below!

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?