Application Jokes

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.