What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3