Application jokes
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
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What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭