What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application
