Application Jokes

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Anonymous
in Wet

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

Anonymous

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids

in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Brody

YO MAMA! Yo mama so ugly… when she went to the haunted house… she came out… WITH A JOB APPLICATION

Misstiano Penaldo
in Penaldo

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

Madison R.
in Yo mama

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

DJNightmareDanTDM
in Yo mama

Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application

Rocco

You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application

dev

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house… And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*