Application jokes
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
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"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.