Religion jokes
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I am starting a frog cult now!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
It says the truth
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
There are "nun" good jokes.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.