Religion jokes
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
There are "nun" good jokes.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Memes
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.