Religion jokes
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Memes
my mexican mom be like
I am starting a frog cult now!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.