Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, right? Those are kids without parents. Churches often talk about "God the Father." So, the joke is that orphans go to church to finally have a "father" figure. It's playing on words, see? Now go back to your coloring book.