What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Hi! Could I join?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Allah akbar.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
