Religion jokes
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Memes
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.