Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
what is humble holy and helps? an angle...
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
