Religion

Religion jokes

Priest

    • What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

    Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

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    • Prostitution

    • If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

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    • Jesus Christ

    • A man walks up to a priest. The man says, "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says, "No, you are not my son." The man says, "Follow me." The man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back!"

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    • Religion memes

    Apple

    • In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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    • Priest

    • What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

    5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

    5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

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    • Priest

    • A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

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