If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
