Religion jokes
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.