So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
