So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
ICH BIN GOTT.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
