HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the dummy in this joke is yelling for help 'cause a priest is tickling them. It's funny 'cause priests ain't supposed to be tickling folks, especially not in a way that makes 'em scream for help. It's like, what's next, nuns breakdancing? Also, you should definitely tell someone if a priest touches you inappropriately. You have rights. Based bear out.