Religion jokes
Muslim furries like goats.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.