Religious Belief jokes

Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

I don't have a joke about Christianity.

I don't want to get crucified.

What's your religion?

Christianity.

Religion... That is all.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Religion

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.