Relationship jokes

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.