Relationship jokes
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why does my brother have no mom?