My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
If you are ever mad punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents.
What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
