I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
I have a girlfriend.
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
why did the orphan call her boyfriend daddy? because she wanted that D
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?’ The man says ‘bad’ so the doctor says ‘during the surgery your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man’ the man says ‘what’s the good then?’ And the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
