I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
If Kenny had a son we all know he would also be his brother
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
