Relationship jokes
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
This is my brother after getting a girlfriend
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Your mum lol teehee!
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?