Relationship Jokes

The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.

I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits

I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes

He hugged me!

why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.

my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.

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Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!

What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.

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Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"

Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week

Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;