Relationship jokes
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Mom!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Mom!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Mom! (DYM 3)
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.