Relationship jokes
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!