Relationship

Relationship jokes

Orphan

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Man

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Orphan

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Trash

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Memes

Orphan

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Nut

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Video Game

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

History

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Funeral

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Woman

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Sex

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

Text

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣