Relationship jokes
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Memes
Looks about right
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣