Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Relationship Jokes
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
