Relationship

Relationship Jokes

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.

“Those are just contractions.”

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"