What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did the skeleton want a friend cus he was feeling bonely
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"
Why can't orphans have friends
They will stay together
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather be single then be with someone like you.
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
