Relationship jokes
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.