Relationship jokes
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.