Relationship jokes
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Evan, mom hot?
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
I just had sex.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.