"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?