Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.