Relationship jokes
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your š¤„ nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses š š š š š š š.
Does it š² š² š² cycle now?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Penis ā ā ā š³
inside š¹ š¹ restroom
equals š š š š inside
glory š³
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."