Relationship jokes

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Son: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

Son: OK, what's a hoe?

Dad: Your mum.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

I love you, Tina!

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.