Relationship jokes

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Mom (DYM 65).

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't scream "daddy!"

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

Life is like a penis.

Women make it hard.

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not."

"Not who?"

"Not your dad."

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.