Relationship jokes

Mom!

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"