Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Relationship Jokes
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
