Relationship jokes
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
I have a girlfriend.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
You're adopted.