Relationship

Relationship jokes

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.