Relationship jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Love you baby :^
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."