Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Relationship Jokes
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
